Need a Romantic Table for Three Please?

Of course the names have been changed to protect the innocent! But these are actual emails I have received at the club.

Dear Flappers Comedy Club – Burbank,

This is an alert to notify you that the following reservation has been made:

Guest Name: Samantha Allen
Date: Sunday, February 12, 2012
Time: 7:00 PM
Party Size: 3
Reservation Note: I need my table to be extremely romantic because I’m inviting an guy friend that has no idea I like him.  The third seat is for a stranger to sit just in case it doesn’t work out between us.

THE RESPONSE I WANT TO WRITE BUT DON’T:

Dear Samantha,   You might want to watch out,  I had a similar email from a man that I believe could possibly be your potential guy friend… you tell me.

Guest Name: Jonathan “Hates Dates” Simpson
Date: Sunday, February 12, 2012
Time: 7:00 PM
Party Size: 3
Reservation Note: I need my table to be extremely public and “non-romantic”  because a “girl” friend of mine has invited me tonight out to the comedy club and I think she likes me as more than a friend.  I hope the comedian on stage heckles us! The third seat is for my Mom, thought I would bring her too just to be safe.

MY CORPORATE RESPONSE:

Dear Samantha,
Thank you so much for your reservation. We’ll do our best to give you the most romantic table we can!

Looking forward to making you Laugh
Barbara Holliday

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