Stand Up Student Who Doesn’t Want to Perform

LETTER FROM A STUDENT

Sent: Wednesday, January 14, 2010  10:40 PM
To: Barbara@FlappersComedy.com
Subject: Do We have to perform?

So now that we have finished the Beginning Class and have a performance showcase, do people have to watch us perform?  Why would they want to pay to see us perform?.
Jennifer

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FIRST RESPONSE- THE LETTER I WANT TO SEND BUT DON’T

Dear Jennifer,
I agree, Why in the hell would you want to perform after spending 350.00 and six weeks of your life on a performance class?  It does seem ridiculous to have to get up on stage and perform the stand up comedy that you just learned to write.  I don’t understand why anyone would want to have a goal such as this.  It truly does seem terrifying.
Please do not get on our stage and practice what you have learned from us.  It Might make us look bad.  Thanks

Barbara Holliday

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THE CORPORATE RESPONSE –  THE LETTER I ACTUALLY SENT

Dear Jennifer,

Thanks you so much for taking classes with us at Flappers University.  We truly appreciate the support and will do our best to support you.  No you do not “HAVE” to perform.  We wish you the best of luck with your performance endeavors.

Sincerely,
Barbara Holliday

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