Breaking up is hard to do!

ACTUAL LETTER FROM GUEST
I’m sorry but we’re not going to be able to make it tonight.  Breaking up with the girlfriend and she’s trashing my apartment as we speak.
There’s no coming back from this one.  Thanks Anyways!  Signed Jeff C.

MY CORPORATE RESPONSE
Thank you Jeff,
We will cancel your reservation, hope to see you again soon!
Barbara Holliday
Flappers Comedy Club & Restauarant

THE RESPONSE I ACTUALLY WANTED TO SEND
Dear Jeff,
No worries we got your back.  You sound like such a sweet guy, I’m glad you are getting rid of that bitch!
You’re gonna need a good laugh after your breakup,  I’m setting aside a cleaning lady and lots of extra tickets for you!
Please call us when its all over, we’ll be here for you!

With heartfelt symptahy,
Barbara Holliday
Flappers owner and also a recipient of trashed apartment once!

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