I See Dumb People

Hello everyone, my name is Barbara Holliday,  my friends call me Babs.  I am an Entrepreneur, Comedian & Speaker the owner of Flappers Comedy Club.  I receive literally thousands of emails on a daily basis.  Many of them are quite stunning and surprising to me and they inspired me to share them with the world.  This blog  is called “I See Dumb People” and its a compilation of ACTUAL Letters I have received from Comedians, Employees and Guests of the club, -followed by a written response from me (This is the RESPONSE I REALLY WANT TO SEND BUT CAN’T) and finally, the blog entry concludes with my corporate response and the one I actually send.    Its just my way of letting it all out-  Of Course all Names have been changed to protect the Guilty.   Hope you enjoy it.    Babs

CUTE WAITER at Flappers Burbank

: March 8, 2015 2:26 am : Dumb People

I found this on Craigs list when I googled my very own Flappers Comedy Club…
PLEASE READ THIS LINK  IT SPEAKS FOR ITSELF
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I
 can’t make this stuff up people….

I’m not sure how to make this work but maybe someday these two can hook up!:)

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Police Officer argues over whether he has to have ID or not

: February 1, 2015 5:49 am : Dumb People

This is yet another true and fun story.  We recently held a party for a group of police officers.
One of the officers went to the Bartender and asked her for a drink.  The Bartender said Sure but “Can I check your ID first”
The Officer said “Really you have to check my ID”  and the Bartender said “Yes you look underage, we don’t want to get in trouble serving minors”
The officer said “Yeah but we’re having a party here, can’t you just make an exception?” and continued to argue with our Bartender over getting a drink.
Our bartender said “Sure as long as you can make an exception next time you pull me over for a speeding ticket, we got a deal!”

 

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Sorry I’ve been to work late more than Once!

: January 11, 2015 1:16 am : Dumb People

This is an actual communication between an employee we fired.

ME- The Boss:
Sorry “Anonoymous Employee so that I may protect their anonymity” we are going to have to let you go because you have been consistently late.

Employee:
Ok, I understand, but can you write me a letter of recommendation about my reliability?

ME- The Boss: (WHAT I WANTED TO SAY BUT NEVER SENT)
No, but I can surely write you a referral of stupidity letter. You might want to inform your new employer that you are not going to there for your first day.

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Breaking up is hard to do!

: July 10, 2014 5:03 pm : Dumb People

ACTUAL LETTER FROM GUEST
I’m sorry but we’re not going to be able to make it tonight.  Breaking up with the girlfriend and she’s trashing my apartment as we speak.
There’s no coming back from this one.  Thanks Anyways!  Signed Jeff C.

MY CORPORATE RESPONSE
Thank you Jeff,
We will cancel your reservation, hope to see you again soon!
Barbara Holliday
Flappers Comedy Club & Restauarant

THE RESPONSE I ACTUALLY WANTED TO SEND
Dear Jeff,
No worries we got your back.  You sound like such a sweet guy, I’m glad you are getting rid of that bitch!
You’re gonna need a good laugh after your breakup,  I’m setting aside a cleaning lady and lots of extra tickets for you!
Please call us when its all over, we’ll be here for you!

With heartfelt symptahy,
Barbara Holliday
Flappers owner and also a recipient of trashed apartment once!

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Tender Luttuce

: June 25, 2014 10:54 pm : Dumb People

 

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Dear Tender Greens,

Just noticed something on your menu.   You may want to run a spell check on your website.
Of all the words you can spell incorrectly Lettuce-  really !  Perhaps you stick to the word Greens!

P.S.  Your food is dellicous! (SP)  LOL

Sincerely
Barbara Holliday

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